Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat - JoCat Cover Lyric Video

Anyone you know could be one (three) of them Original by ‪@ChaseNoseworthy‬   • Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat (Animated Mu...   Another Verse by ‪@bryanboston2572‬   • Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat: The Next V...   Special thanks to Bryan for transcribing the notes for the vocals for me! All art, animations, vocals, and instrumentals by JoCat (except the 3d intro/outro, that was made in tiny glade) Lyrics: Late one night before the tavernkeeper shut his door A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trench coat [Chorus] One’s on the bottom, strong is he Two’s in the middle, carrying Three Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat A dungeon party set up watch so they would earn some rest the ranger spotted down the hall an unexpected guest They donned their gear to fight, and so the stranger did confess: "I am no evil doer, nor three kobolds in a trench coat" (Chorus) The party's wizard fair and sharp, and ever filled with pride Not a single soul on earth or heaven she'd confide Except this tall new friend of which no secret she would hide Ironically she missed he was three kobolds in a trench coat (Chorus) The group did later stumple on a complicated trap a puzzling dilema that their small minds couldn't wrap they struggled and they bickered how to cross a massive gap Luckily they had with them three kobolds in a trench coat (Chorus) In the depths they made it to the evil demon's lair the treasure was in sight although its guard did not fight fair all hope was lost until the newest member heard their prayer for such a beast was no match for three kobolds in a trench coat (Chorus) One! Two! Three! Three Kobolds in a trench coat And if you’re wondering how I sing three part harmony When I am just one man Without another to be seen I’m sure the most observant of you Already have gleaned That I am not a man I am Three kobolds in a trench coat One’s on the bottom, fiddling free Two’s in the middle keeping the beat I’m pretending not to be Three kobolds in a trench coat We’re pretending not to be Three kobolds in a trench coat! ►Support me: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=9866256 ►Merch: https://www.bestinslotgear.com/ ►Twitch:   / jocat   ►Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/jocat.net ► Ironside Computers (use code JOCAT for 5% off): https://bit.ly/Ironside_JoCat ►Stream VODs:    / @jocatstreams   ►Website: https://www.jocat.net/ Other music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: https://player.epidemicsound.com/