I Picked the Worst Skill in the Game, and the System Started Fearing Me

Ren chooses a skill that every guide calls useless: `Open Small Menu`. At first it only opens inventory labels and cooking tips. Archive Note #019: Then it starts opening doors in the world's code, revealing forbidden options the system buried before heroes existed. If this quest earned a place in your party, subscribe for the next song and tell me in the comments: what would you have done? Lyrics Every guide had crossed it out In angry red reviews "Open Small Menu" sounded weak So of course I had to choose It showed me soup instructions And my left boot's repair Then one blue panel opened Where no panel should be there The icons backed away from me The cursor lost its path My wooden sword tapped twice On a door that had no latch The rain froze into pixels The quest bell missed a beat A warning begged politely, "Please exit the complete." Open small menu Open the hidden seam The world keeps its secrets In a folder named routine Open small menu Show me the buried command If a peasant skill can scare you Then the castle was built on sand I opened monster recipes Then maps behind the map I found a save slot crying Under someone else's trap The system called me "error" Then corrected it to "sir" I said, "I only pressed one button. Why are you afraid of me?" Cut the drums, bend the synths Let the screen tear wide Every locked tutorial Has another door inside I do not know the password I do not know the plan But the menu keeps on opening When I raise my wooden hand Open small menu Open the hidden seam The world keeps its secrets In a folder named routine Open small menu Show me the buried command If a peasant skill can scare you Then the castle was built on sand One useless button, one wrong door The system fears what peasants explore Credits Original story, lyrics, worldbuilding, creative direction, editing, and visual production for I'm Stuck in an Isekai Where Quests Are Songs. Music, vocals, and visuals were created with AI-assisted tools under human creative direction. About the channel Every upload is another quest from an original isekai RPG world: strange guild rules, cursed relics, impossible bosses, loyal friends, and the songs their adventures become. #IsekaiMusic #RPGSystem #FantasyComedy