The TIE Fighter Sales Pitch | 80s Arena Rock | Star Wars Parody Song

“TIE Fighter” is a Star Wars parody song about the Empire attempting to explain why removing practically every safety feature from a starfighter is actually brilliant engineering. Fast. Small. Cheap to build. And backed by the Empire's nearly unlimited supply of extremely optimistic pilots. THE TIE FIGHTER'S PERFECTLY SAFE! Statistically speaking. A Star Wars comedy song from Tainted Nerds, dedicated to Imperial pilots everywhere. 👍 Like the video if you trust Imperial engineering. 💬 If you could add ONE missing feature to a standard TIE Fighter, what would you choose? 🔔 Subscribe to Tainted Nerds for more Star Wars parody songs, nerdcore, gaming satire, sci-fi comedy, fantasy songs, and questionable military procurement decisions. TIE Fighter. Built for speed. Built for combat. Built for the Empire. Pilot retention figures available upon request. #TaintedNerds #TIEFighter #StarWars #StarWarsParody #nerdcore Video made in: https://vizzy.io Music made in: https://suno.com