Unboxing the Clapton Crash

I ordered my #clapton #stratocaster 35th Anniversary "Crash" on the day I saw the email from #guitarcenter. I've always wanted a Start, but never found one I HAD TO OWN... until I saw this online. I have a couple reservations... the instructions are nonexistent (well, there are some, just not in English nor helpful). The whammy doesn't seem to work, but I'll take it to GC tomorrow - I am sure it's user error... but that's why instructions would have been nice. Especially about the tone controls, as they are supposed to be different, but not explained how.