It’s not like I’d main you! (Full Ver.) (A JJS Parody)

My storage is absolutely fried after having to make all these character poses, but here is what you guys asked for. A full version of It’s not like I’d main you parody of It’s not like I’d like you, hopefully the intro isn’t too much of a bummer to you guys I wanted to add depth so the fact it’s just me singing made a little more sense lol If you guys are wonderig why Tze got replaced for tsundere gojo it’s because A. I can’t record any in game clips sinc I don’t hve his fit, B. I had originally planned for the other person to be wearing a dress but I remeber the last time people caugh bro wearing one and decide to cut that, but i was very, VERY close to lettting it fy Ad also I used his name in a lyric so it’d be a little awkward if he was taking abt himself Cursed speech at it’s full potential, man ✌️🥹 As promised here are the lyrics “Well it kinda went something like…” (Intro) ” “Hey wanna 1v1?” “Huh? Why would I fight you?” (Verse 1) I’ve got myself just a little bit of time that I wanna main On You But maybe I’ll never get that chance since I’m never the one you choose (Oh oh) Cause you emote on, use lock on Keep puttin’ me down Hope you’re not being toxic to me But I keep seeing you come back every round Cause you actually like my gameplay And I wonder What it’d be like you if you played Yuji more As of now though (what are you doing?) Only green combos (Chorus) My bros a Yuji main A Yu-Yuji main Just sayin’ that gets me black flashed all day And I should Say “nice combo” It’s time to run away! (Dude you’re such a runner!) Oh no the vessel’s caught me making escape (Stupid cosplayer take that back) (Lines 2) So uh… how exactly am I a cosplayer? How am I a vessel? … Well you’re the vessel for Sukuna Just Go away bro whatever…! Can you just please go play Yuji? (1) There’s no way now go and get lost (2) Just one v one me, and you will see (1) That’s not fair you emoted on me (2) (Verse 2) I’ve got myself just a little bit of time that I wanna main, on NOT you But maybe, I’ll never get the chance, since my ping is too high for you Oh-oh, cause you’re always running, and lagging You play like a clown But I hope, we 1v1 some day (We will) And I wonder what you would think If I push my ego down the sink Could we emote in bliss Running duels without the risk (We should!) Ugh I’m not talking about you You’re not my main in this (Chorus) I’m not a Yuji main! A Yu-Yuji main! I can’t hit black flash And my combos are green I’m not bluffing, I was just blocking And.. Forgot.. To press 3! (But you’re combos are so good on him) You’ll never see me switch to him If all else fails (Alright… just wanted to let you know) (Lines 3) Hey dude you know you’re talking to yourself right? What? You’re having a conversation, with yourself I know… Hey hey can we, learn combos today? (2) Oh sure, but why’d you ask me though? (1) It’s not like I’d main you! okay? (2) Alright bet let’s swap to Yuji Bro (Verse 3) We could make a new tech today Be the next kimbaap And content farm macro black flash chains (no that sounds really stupid) Okay well how about a… A manji kick to finish a fight Running duels with you all night So we can duo combo just right (And accidentally take my stock? No way) (2) Oh Kay I think in my defense I really don’t all this talk, using Yuji seems quite intense (Da ba de sa ba) So listen here buddy, I’m never maining him you see You must be stunned cause my words combo red No! Next character please! (Whatever) (Instrumental) (Chorus 2) I’m not Yuji main a Yu-Yuji main (2) (My bros a Yuji main a Yu-Yuji main) (1) Hey I can still beat you with my m1 resets (2) (Sigh) just believe me! Please play Yuji (1) And hope, he won’t get, nerfed by Tze! (1) (Pfft watch him get nerfed after this) (2) Oh come on, it’s just him I want you to test (1) Ugh fine it’s not like I’ll enjoy his gameplay or anything! (2) (Dude you could have just said he doesn’t like Yuji)