Sleepless Night in the Eastern Country

Story "So, when are we going on this Moon Tour?" "You're awfully hasty, Merry. Well, but I would like to get the reservations made soon as well, since I'm sure it will be crowded." "It will probably be extremely crowded during summer vacation and such. Since that seems a bit warm, how about delaying it until fall?" "I don't think the moon gets too hot, but I agree. Fall's nice; it feels Japanese. In that case, let's go during the harvest moon." "And we'll bring dumplings! That's the ticket! Let's do it!" Even with all the knowledge we have about it, we feel nothing for the universe but eternal romance. Concerning one of these romances, if we were able to go and stand on our captivating moon, I'd think that everyone would be itching to go. However, these two haven't yet found out about the expenses such a tour would incur.