Everything is Fine And Other Hilarious Lies

Everything is Fine (And Other Hilarious Lies) — Velourglow Some days don't just go wrong, they go spectacularly, cosmically wrong and the only sane response is to laugh about it. "Everything is Fine (And Other Hilarious Lies)" turns a full-blown personal disaster into a comedy sketch: burnt coffee on clean pants, a missed train, a passive-aggressive boss, a bank account that's basically a punchline. Instead of a chorus, two voices trade increasingly unhinged Q&A about spreadsheets, stolen mice, haunted houses, and 401ks invested in broken furniture. It only gets weirder from there awkward "friends," social ghosting, a seagull with bad aim, and a vending machine catfish. By the bridge, the song admits the truth: life is just a highway of beautiful trash, and the only way through it is to laugh until it stops hurting. A song for anyone whose week has felt like one long chain of small, absurd catastrophes and who's decided the only reasonable reaction left is to laugh. 🎧 Subscribe and follow Velourglow for more — new tracks dropping regularly. Lyrics: Alarm clock screamed at a quarter to five Oh boy, what a blessing, I'm so glad I'm alive Spilled boiling coffee right down my clean pants Then missed the commuter train by just a glance My boss sent an email, "Let's sync up at nine" Which means she'll complain while I pretend I'm fine The printer jammed twice, then it started to smoke My bank account balance is a hilarious joke Voice A: Did you finish that spreadsheet? Voice B: No, a pigeon stole my mouse. Voice A: Did you pay the electric bill? Voice B: I traded it for a haunted house. Voice A: Is your 401k looking stable? Voice B: It's currently invested in a broken coffee table. Decided to venture outside for some fun Met up with some "friends" under a gloomy gray sun They talked about tax brackets, credit, and equity While I counted pennies with absolute dignity I tried to chime in with a witty remark But bit my own tongue and wept in the dark Got ghosted by text while I sat at the bar Then a seagull dropped a present right onto my car Voice A: Are you making new connections? Voice B: I waved at a stranger who was looking at a dog. Voice A: Did you find a soulmate yet? Voice B: I'm legally married to a patch of heavy fog. Voice A: Are you thriving in the social scene? Voice B: I just got catfished by a vending machine. Oh, life is a highway of beautiful trash A regular cycle of crash after crash But if you don't laugh till your stomach is sore The universe just comes and hits you with more! Voice A: Is your mental health improving? Voice B: I scream into a toaster just to feel the heat. Voice A: Are you reaching your potential? Voice B: I'm the undefeated champion of admitting defeat. Voice A: Do you have it all figured out? Voice B: My shadow just packed up its bags and walked out. Yeah, everything's fine. Completely normal. #indiemusic #chillmusic #comedysongs #musicalcomedy #funnysong #darkhumor #originalmusic #newmusic #lofimusic #relatable #aimusic