Mario Kart Wii - The Danswich Cup (Sunday) (1 of 2)

You're in for an avalanche of Mario Kart Wii videos today. Think you can keep up? Right after the Clarinet Cup for Saturday ended, the Danswich Cup for Sunday begins. Sort of. Last Sunday, all of Nintendo Wi-Fi was down, including the official site. Must've been some pretty major maintenance. So it was postponed to today to come directly after the Clarinet Cup. And since Lord Danswich was hosting both of them in celebration of his newly-declared Danswich Day in his village, we have the same competitors as in Saturday's Clarinet Cup. Race #1 N64 Mario Raceway I didn't do too bad over here, though my position swung back and forth like crazy, and it looks like the pendulum went towards the good side when the race ended. Try as I might, I couldn't catch up to Santa Claus in this race. He's fast. Of course, he does fly around the world in one night dropping gifts for billions of people, which would make him a very experienced speed demon. Or speed saint, I guess. Race #2 Dry Dry Ruins We're back in Dry Dry Ruins, where Mario rescued Mamar in Paper Mario. The beating I got in the previous set of races is back here, so much so that I had a 10th place finish instead of 5th. All sorts of weird things happen to me, and my slow reaction times causes me to experience Murphy's Law on a daily basis. A new way of messing up I haven't done before: I collided with someone Mega Mushroomed but staying still.