How You Like Us Now? - Warhammer 40k Tau rap song

Six thousand years ago, humanity found the T’au as a tiny stone-age species on some backwater world. The Imperium looked down. The Imperium shrugged. The Imperium left. Big mistake. 🔵🔥 “How You Like Us Now?” is a 40k rap song about the T’au Empire looking back at humanity’s colossal head start and asking one very smug question: How you like us now? From primitive tribes to pulse rifles, drones, railguns, battlesuits, and very confident speeches about the Greater Good, this track celebrates the T’au going from “harmless little xenos” to “why is that battlesuit aiming a tank-sized gun at my tank?” Expect sci-fi bravado, smug Fire Warrior energy, Imperial panic, drone hype-men, and enough blue-skinned confidence to make an Astra Militarum commander quietly update his threat assessment. Perfect for fans of Warhammer 40k parody songs, T’au memes, xenos swagger, battlesuits, railguns, and the deeply funny idea that the galaxy’s youngest major faction turned up late and still started causing problems. -- Lyrics -- Yeah. Six thousand years ago, you found us throwing rocks. You laughed. You left. You came back. Big mistake. You found us in the stone age, Mud huts, spears, little fires, You scanned the whole planet And said, “Nothing here inspires.” “Primitive blue fools, No threat, no crown, Leave ’em to their pebbles, boys, We’re Terra-bound.” Then warp storms rolled in, Covered up the view, You forgot about the Tau But we remembered you. Now you’re back in orbit, With your banners and vows, Looking at our railguns like “By the Throne! How?!” Chorus: How you like us now? Tau power standin’ proud You left us with some campfires, Now we’re makin’ space loud How you like us now? Drones up in the clouds! Battlesuits dropping hot While your tanks go down! It’s been 6k years Now your sky is our ground You laughed back then.. ...But how you like us now? You brought your big cathedral tanks, Marching in a line, We brought some markerlights And lit you up from behind. You brought parchment, We brought targeting arrays, You brought ten-page prayers, We brought seeker missile plays. Your Commissar shouted, “Hold the line, men, stand!” Then our plasma deleted His inspirational hand. Your priest raised a relic, Your banner unfurled, Then a drone beeped twice And ruined his world. (Repeat Chorus) Crisis suits holdin’, Jetpacks kick, Plasma rifles glowing Cos the future came quick. Broadside in the back With a railgun stare, Hammerhead humming, Punchin’ holes everywhere Fire Warriors steady, Pulse rifles clean, Cadre looking sharp With that greater-good sheen Your boys came charging With bayonets high, We said, “That’s adorable,” And lit up the sky. This one’s for the Earth Caste, Building through the night, This one’s for the Air Caste, Dropping from a height. This one’s for the Water Caste, Smiling while they scheme, This one’s for the Fire Caste, Living every meme. This one’s for Ethereals, Keeping things aligned, This one’s for the Gue’vesa Who changed their frickin’ minds You called us primitive, Tiny, weak, and strange Now your tank commanders Know the meaning of range! (Repeat Chorus) How you like us now? How you like us now? How you like us now? How you like us now? ⚠️ Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and is not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only. #Tavernhammer #Warhammer40k #HowYouLikeUsNow #TauEmpire #T’au #40kParody #WarhammerParody #TavernRap #GreaterGood #Battlesuit