This is how you DON'T play Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks [Joster Plays Edition]

TIHYDP Mortal Kombat Month Begins! Once every generation, the realms gather for a fight to the death in a tournament known as Mortal Kombat. Now, the realm of Earth hangs in the balance between salvation and total annihilation. Unfortunately, the fate of Earth rests in the hands of these two scrubs. DSP and John Rambo are back as the Shaolin fighters, Liu Kang and Kung Lao, in this TIHYDP prequel to MK9 Story Mode. After winning the Mortal Kombat tournament and saving Earthrealm, they must go to Outworld when Shang Tsung leads an assault on the Wu Shi Academy. Along the way, they must overcome obstacles of their own, such as struggling with Fatalities, spamming specials, John's inability to avoid environmental hazards, skipping most of the side content, and one's budding affection for a Tarkatan crossbreed. All materials used belong to their respective owners.