It's Now Your Fault If the Plane Breaks, An Airbnb Scam & A Fish With Tongue Teeth 😱✈️🐟 | Ep. 79
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It's Now Your Fault If the Plane Breaks, An Airbnb Scam & A Fish With Tongue Teeth 😱✈️🐟 | Ep. 79
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An airline delay is about to become YOUR problem. An Airbnb host tried to bill a guy $1,000 using a photo of a total stranger. And there's a fish out there with teeth on its tongue.
This is the comedy travel podcast episode that gets very weird, very fast.
Welcome to Episode 79 of the Sunburnt Podcast with Emmy Award-winning Producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix Comedian Chip Chantry.
This week we break down the brand new Department of Transportation rule that lets airlines walk away from mechanical delays starting October 19th, the Airbnb damage scandal that only got resolved after going viral on TikTok, and the TSA possibly killing the 3-1-1 liquids rule after 20+ years. Plus, Chip formally offers his services to airlines as a paid unruly passenger, and Fish of the Week takes a genuinely disturbing turn.
Why Hit Play?
🎯 The McDonald's Analogy — Chip perfectly explains the new DOT rule using two sad pieces of bread (12:35)
✈️ Chip's Airline Scam Pitch — "Give me a thousand bucks, put me in an Uber, send me back" (12:47)
💉 Steroids Before Hawaii — two grown men negotiate their fear of needles with 70 days to get jacked (17:36)
📉 America Is Losing Tourists — US international spending down 6% while Canada jumps 17% (22:15)
🏠 The $1,000 Airbnb Bill — the "proof" was two photos of a random stranger outside the house (27:15)
🚰 The 50-Gallon Drum of Backwash — the TSA liquids rule might finally die (38:38)
🐟 Nelson the Low Finned Chub — the Norman Bates of the deep has teeth on his tongue (46:38)
🛳️ 73 Ships Scuttled in One Day — including one canoe with four mimes in it (1:00:09)
Chapters
0:00 Cold Open — Cat Food & a Venmo Request
0:24 Meet the Burnt Ones
1:23 Trouble in Paradise Hotline Opens
2:09 The Chilly Willy Theme Song Pull
4:03 Front Desk — Room 308A
4:25 70 Days to Thanksgiving in Paradise
5:45 Walking Through Hot Soup in Key West
8:38 Airlines Get Off the Hook October 19th
12:35 The Two Pieces of Bread Analogy
12:47 Chip Offers to Be a Paid Unruly Passenger
14:36 Hide and Seek on an Empty Plane
16:19 Severance Sweeps 14 Emmys
17:36 Needles, Steroids & the Prilosec Problem
18:44 The Single Bicep Vein Tattoo
22:15 America Is the Only Region Losing Tourists
26:23 The $1,000 Airbnb Damage Bill
28:37 Big Chiropractic Invented the Sofa Bed
31:19 TikTok Saves the Hoosier
32:26 The Airbnb Bubble Burst
38:03 The 311 Rule May Be Dead
38:51 A 50-Gallon Drum of Backwash
40:11 The RadioShack 3D Scanner Theory
45:37 Buffett Facts — Fins in a Downward Direction
46:38 Fish of the Week — Nelson the Low Finned Chub
48:11 Nelson's Twelve Different Names
49:29 Teeth on His Tongue
50:36 Chip Begs Us to Cut the Camera
51:24 The Good Book Opens
52:01 Fastest Cyclone Wind Ever Measured
53:35 253 Miles Per Hour
55:21 300 Pounds Per Square Foot
56:59 Let's Scuttle
1:00:09 73 Ships Sunk in One Day
1:00:30 One Canoe With Four Mimes
1:02:11 Chip Wants to Scuttle His Civic
1:05:43 Blue Note Hawaii Ticket Info
1:07:05 The Wawa Gobbler Debate
1:10:26 Front Desk — Stay Burnt
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