Football: My Midfielder Build Is Broken — All Attributes Maxed

The scout looked at my stat sheet and laughed. “Ninety-nine in everything? You think this is FIFA?” I didn’t answer. I just stepped onto the pitch. First touch: perfect. Vision: panoramic. Passing: surgical. Dribbling: untouchable. Shooting: lethal. Tackling: ruthless. Stamina: infinite. The commentator stopped mid-sentence. The opposing captain forgot his own name. The manager dropped his clipboard.