Ts (this shit) game has me solving a riddle for a giggle knowing damn well I have 2 neurons left 🫩✌️

#pvz2 #altverz Look man, I'm not even going to bother explaining that this is a late April Fools joke anymore, they had me do fucking riddles for an entire level. You fry my neurons with these stages, and then you give me a quiz. The whole Dark Ages level was that, the Wild West was some weird ass level where a PNG of Maltigi they got off Google (They didn't even remove the background) shows up and slides across the lawn like a fucking statue from the right if the Scaredy-Shroom gets scared or something and kills you. Read the red text showing up during the Dark Ages one and tell me what they're telling me makes sense. It literally said "Wow this bih has 3 heads and still don't know how to do anything" at one point bro. Yes, a developer sat there and typed all of that stuff out. Mind you I'm not even half done with this Black Pearl Cove event, I won't have a brain by the time I get to the Crimson Front level for this.