Project 30 day Alcohol dragster, Let's go!! From left for dead to the track in 30 days??

Labor Day, but nothing but labor here at the homestead. Instead of concentrating on the funny car like I should be! I pull this project into the mix and give myself the un- realistic goal of taking an old left for dead rear engine dragster roller, that I picked up in a horse trade for some engine labor. and try to go thru it for safety, build a motor, transmission and fuel system, and try to run some mid 7s in the 1/4 mile all in 30 days and for a budget under 5k. WTF?!