Transport Tycoon Empire City Gameplay Part 359

🎢 *Transport Tycoon Empire City: The Comedy of Congestion* Welcome to Empire City, where my transport empire is less “efficient infrastructure” and more “a clown car running a Fortune 500 company.” 🚂 Trains arrive on time… but only to the wrong station. 🚌 Buses are so overcrowded they’ve legally become *mobile apartment complexes*. 🚁 Helicopters? Oh yes, I built them. Do they help traffic? No. Do they look cool? Absolutely. 🏙️ The city skyline is majestic, mostly because half of it is billboards advertising my transport monopoly. Meanwhile, citizens are rioting because I replaced all sidewalks with conveyor belts. The mayor is begging me to stop building airports every 200 meters. And yet, profits are soaring — because apparently chaos is the most efficient business model.