Just Jack - Undesirable Element (Official Lyric Video)

Undesirable Element official lyric video by Just Jack. A song inspired by the wonderful experience of being strip-searched at a festival. Taken from the album ‘What We Did Today’. Out now! Official Website: https://justjackmusic.co.uk Stream/Download/CD: http://smarturl.it/3lm8re Lyrics So far everything's going swimmingly I’m feeling overconfident Standing at the gates with my arms straight out Just chatting to the bouncers all nonchalant But I’m suddenly aware of this movement below me Something circling my trainers And in a split second I realise I’m f**ked And there’s no way this is going to be painless The dog barks and before I can pull myself together Swiftly approaches a PC She looks me dead in the eye and says ‘Sir, I know you’re carrying something you shouldn’t be’ And then she says put your palms together And takes me in this weird thumb-hold thing Leading me through that gawping crowd Oh my mum she would have been so proud So now I’m sitting on a bench in holding tent Thinking I’m way too old for this shit And there’s not much to do but take off my shoes And hand over my disco biscuits And she’s thanking me for my compliance Saying ‘You seem quite honest to me sir, But we still need to do a very thorough strip-search I’m afraid it’s just standard procedure I was only looking for a good time officer I was only looking for a good time officer So now I’m standing there in my birthday suit With my crown jewels pulled to one side And there’s a neon sign that keeps flashing in my mind It says ‘Not Quite Dignified’ If you combined the two ages of the officers watching I doubt it’s more than 36 And I’m thinking ‘I bet you didn’t sign up to spend all your weekends Inspecting strangers dicks’ I pull on my clothes and join the rest of the criminals Making various protests Standing in line to be processed Interview, autograph, fingerprints, photograph Skinny moustache on the man reading my rights He says a lot of other stuff I can’t remember And for the purpose of this story it’s irrelevant And finishes with the wisdom ‘Go home now sir, You are the undesirable element’ I was only looking for a good time officer I was only looking for a good time officer http://vevo.ly/P8OjHV