PART 1: Cap to Grandmaster in Marvel Rivals (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

This is just part 1 of however long it takes for me to rank up from silver to grandmaster. Knowing my luck, this will be the longest video series ever on the internet, but whatever. If it happens to go that route, then at least I have content for the rest of my life, just being bad at video games. Also, ignore the clearly clickbait title, I did it in homage to the 3am challenge videos I used to watch as a little kid, not really understanding what was going on, but it was "elmo" and "scary" so i was on board. Why are you still reading this? Watch the fricken video you goober.