Dusty By Sterling & The Laptop Cowboys

Dusty From the album “Our Everyday Life” - TRACK 1 Performed by Sterling & The Laptop Cowboys A fast, ridiculous Arizona-desert hoedown about dust getting absolutely everywhere, until a truck, two cats and the road to Texas finally point toward cleaner horizons. 🎵 More music, albums & merch: https://sterlingandthelaptopcowboys.com 🤠 Subscribe here on YouTube for new Texas country, honky-tonk, love songs, comedy songs and real stories from Sterling & The Laptop Cowboys. ──────────── LYRICS ──────────── [Intro] "Y'all ready for this?" [Verse 1] There in the desert it's dry as a bone Old folks all around me like to call it home There's dust in their brains and dust in their veins And when the monsoons hit that dust turns to mud So now it's mud in their brains and mud in their veins Which pretty soon turns back to dust Well... what's that say about me? I'm dusty as can be Stuck in that dusty desert It sucked all the moisture out of me [Chorus] Mad as a hatter! Dry as a bone! Red as a beet! Hot as a hare! Blind as a bat 'Cuz there's nothin' to see! [Verse 2] Dust in the morning, dust in the night Dust in your coffee, dust in your bite Dust on the dashboard, dust on the cat Dust on my good boots, dust on my hat Dust in the shower, dust in the bed Dust in my eyelids, dust in my head I washed my truck on a Tuesday afternoon By Wednesday morning it was dusty again — TOO SOON! [Chorus] Mad as a hatter! Dry as a bone! Red as a beet! Hot as a hare! Blind as a bat 'Cuz there's nothin' to see! [Verse 3] Dust in my eyes, dust in my heart Dust in my brains, dust in my— "...farts." Dust dust dust dust DUST What are we gonna do?! The cactus is dusty The lizards are dusty Even the DUSTY tumbleweeds Are rollin' through! [Bridge] But then one day I looked around At all that dust and sand And I said to my girl 'Honey, take my hand' 'This desert ain't our destiny' 'This dust ain't where we stay' 'We got a truck, we got two cats' 'And Texas is just a day away!' [Verse 4] So we loaded up the OBS Buff-a-rooo and Bonzai too Said goodbye to all that Arizona dust And headed somewhere new Now I got bluebonnets and Gulf Coast breeze And Texas stars up above Turns out the dust was just the road That led me to what I love! [Final Chorus] Mad as a hatter! Dry as a bone! Red as a beet! Hot as a hare! Blind as a bat But NOW I can see! [Outro] "Still got dust in my boots though..." "...and my farts." ──────────── © 2026 Sterling & The Laptop Cowboys. All rights reserved. #SterlingAndTheLaptopCowboys #TexasCountry #CountryMusic #arizona #dusty