If NEYMAR Came Back to BARCELONA 😭

Neymar retired after Norway beat Brazil 2-1. Now he wants one more season — and he wants it at Barcelona. Barcelona says "who is this". Messi says they refused him too. Suarez brings up the 222 million. PSG counts the Champions Leagues (zero). Haaland reminds everyone who ended his career. Santos raised him from 11 and still says no. Then Barcelona checks the bank account. Cast: Neymar, Barcelona, Messi, Suarez, PSG, Haaland, Santos. Everything here is satire, made for comedy. The messages are invented and are not real quotes from anyone. New episode every day. Photos under Creative Commons via Wikimedia Commons: Neymar — Danilo Borges/copa2014.gov.br, CC BY 3.0 Luis Suarez — Ilya Khokhlov, CC BY-SA 3.0 Lionel Messi — Hossein Zohrevand, CC BY 4.0 Erling Haaland — Jacek Stanislawek, CC BY-SA 4.0 Santos FC crest — public domain Club crests are trademarks of their clubs and are used for parody.