Zombie Outbreak: My Manager Got Bit First

For eleven years, my manager walked up to my desk at 4:58 on a Friday and said "quick question". Then the zombie apocalypse started in the middle of the quarterly review, and Craig got bit first. Best day of my life. An animated adult comedy about one very mean office worker, his zombie boss, and 30 days with no job, no rent and no alarm clock. 18+ · dark comedy · strong language (bleeped). 0:00 Day 0 · Craig's tooth 0:35 Day 0 · The quarterly review 1:37 Day 0 · "GARY!" 2:31 Day 0 · Slide fourteen 3:14 Day 0 · Everybody runs 4:44 Day 0 · Reply all 5:30 Day 1 · The best day of my life 6:25 Day 2 · The cheese snob 6:54 Day 3 · Feedback, in a whisper 7:09 Day 4 · The ice cream truck 8:47 Day 5 · Forty-eight hours 10:08 Day 7 · 5B 10:57 Day 8 · The neighbours 11:59 Day 11 · The bag on my couch 13:04 Day 12 · The stairwell 13:46 Day 15 · The kitchen 14:27 Day 20 · Craig's big day 15:51 Day 30 · Monday 17:09 Say it in the comments Real rules in this story: a fridge keeps food safe about 4 hours with the door shut, a full freezer about 48 hours (FoodSafety.gov) · grills go outside, never in the house or the garage: the carbon monoxide can kill you before you smell it (CDC) · in real disasters most people help each other, and freezing up is common (Amanda Ripley, The Unthinkable). Fiction. Comedy. Not professional safety advice. Don't punch your manager. Follow us: Instagram @sticktilldawn · YouTube @sticktilldawn Voices: designed with Qwen3-TTS (Apache-2.0); Gary acted by Chatterbox (MIT); Craig, Doreen, Dale, Marcus and the CEO voiced with VoxCPM2 (Apache-2.0). No voice imitates a real person. Music and sounds made by us; the ice cream jingle is Scott Joplin's "The Entertainer" (1902, public domain) in our own performance. #zombieapocalypse #animation #comedy