IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! D&D Rogue Anthem

The plan was perfect. Blueprints. Disguises. Guard routes. Contingencies. Then the Bard got recognized. The Cleric started preaching. The Fighter started a brawl. The Ranger made things worse. *IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST!* is a D&D Rogue anthem about the beautiful moment when a flawless plan collapses into complete party chaos. The job got messy. The whole town knows our names. The city watch is right behind us. But we got the treasure. So I’m calling this a win. Subscribe to *LegendForge* for more D&D class songs, fantasy metal, tabletop chaos, and songs inspired by the greatest bad decisions ever made at the table. What’s the worst way your party has ever ruined a perfectly good plan? #DnD #Rogue #DnDMusic #DnDComedy #LegendForge [Intro] Midnight. No witnesses. No alarms. No mistakes. A perfect plan. ... For about seven minutes. [Verse 1] Got the blueprints Got the keys Got disguises Got receipts Got the guard routes memorized Got contingencies for every surprise The Wizard brought invisibility The Bard brought fake nobility The Cleric forged official seals The Fighter's here in case things get real [Pre-Chorus] Everything was under control Until somebody improvised [Chorus] IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! IN AND OUT IN ONE DAMN NIGHT! NO EXPLOSIONS! NO DEAD GUARDS! NO ONE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! NOW THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS OUR NAMES! BUT I GOT THE TREASURE SO I'M CALLING THIS A WIN ANYWAY! [Verse 2] Made it through the outer gate Everything was going great Then the Bard got recognized By a fan from three towns wide Now he's signing autographs The guards are joining in to laugh The schedule's gone The timing's dead The Wizard's drinking on the job instead [EDM Build] Warning. Warning. Situation deteriorating. [Verse 3] Cleric starts a conversation Accidentally forms a congregation Now he's preaching in the square And somehow everyone's still there The Fighter says "We're wasting time" Then starts a tavern brawl nearby A distraction wasn't part of the plan But we'll take what we can [Chorus] IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! NOW THE STABLES ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT! THE PALADIN IS ARGUING LAW WHILE THE RANGER STARTED A BAR FIGHT! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! THIS WAS NOT IN THE DESIGN! BUT THE VAULT IS OPEN AND THE TREASURE'S FINALLY MINE! [Bridge] Let's review the damage Three arrests Two explosions One angry duke A missing horse Seven lawsuits And somehow A parade [Breakdown] YOU CALL THIS FAILURE? I CALL THIS ADAPTATION! [Final Chorus] IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! THE CITY WATCH IS RIGHT BEHIND! THE BRIDGE IS OUT! THE SHIP IS SINKING! AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEIST! AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN! BECAUSE THE JOB GOT DONE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE END! [Outro] Was it messy? Sure. Was it dangerous? Absolutely. Did we get paid? ... That's not important right now.