ASMR Request | Neighborhood Gossip / Update (Whisper)

NOTE #1: I talk about some other stuff for the first 1/3 of this video. NOTE #2: The gossipy monologue may or may not be true. Hypothetically. Maybe. I've had a lot of requests for another (hypothetical) neighborhood update, so get comfy and listen to some (maybe fictional) gossip. Can anybody spin a completely made-up yarn off the cuff for 20+ minutes? Eh, who knows. It's possibly impossible, but we don't know for sure. I also discuss my nail polish, New Year's resolutions, and my job. Hope you enjoy it. :)