Lightning fast Trumpet Slides? What works?

As a comeback player I find myself lost in the sheer number of slide grease and valve oil on the market these days. Synthetics are a whole new realm for me. I found a combination of synthetic grease and slide oil that seems to work good for me, but is there something better out there? Things I have tried include, Al Cass Fast, Monster Original Oil, Herman's Synthetic, Ultra pure, Schilke slide Grease with Lanolin, Bach synthetic slide gel and Bach synthetic valve oil. What's making your setup lighting fast? Chapters: 0:00 Intro/Demo 0:13 Discussion/Ramblings