God Hand Hard PAIN (KMS NU NW NHC) Stage 7
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God Hand Hard PAIN (KMS NU NW NHC) Stage 7
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Kick Me Sign, No Upgrades, No Weapons, No Heat Cards Challenge
I save stated at Ion because he was taking me so long to nodamage and then went straight to the next level.
7-1
"That witch really reminds me of you, Olivia... Olivia?"
An unknown mohawk-wearing not-so-gentle man emerges from the apartment bathroom. "Oh. Hey, GODHAND... we were ordered to come take your girl, but seems she was already on her way." He hands a letter to Gene which reads:
"Dear Gene,
I can't stand you in this fragment. While I will be impressed if you make Death shudder, I want you to get this over with so you can go back to normal.
XOXO Olivia"
"Sooo you mind if we just chill in here? Nice place," asks a funny man who's also in the bathroom. "We've heard about you beating our superiors while wearing weighted clothes or something, so we won't be a bother. Also your girl is at the Teme-negro or something."
"Well, I can't say I'm interested in beating another group like yours again. Sure! Go ahead."
Gene then passes by Athens and does some spelunking in the Desert of Lost Souls.
"God DAMN, you're tanky! I never thought you'd be such a PAIN in this challenge."
"beep boop that's literally what the challenge is called beep boop"
Gene dismantles the good doctor, then a shocking thought crosses his mind: "Wait... what were all those guys doing in the bathroom!?"
Meanwhile... "heeheeheehee bubble baths rock!!"
7-2
Quadrillions of fragments' worth of echoes from failed runs cry out, but they do not phase GeneSANE.
"This is getting me excited!"
After cleanly defeating the waves of Arena Champions, the weeb returns and is out to kill the run. "I know just the right way to execute you," yells Gene with a sadistic grin. It's slow. It's lame. It worked. 3-0.
"No... fair, GODHAND... you cheated!"
"There's no such thing as fair on the battlefield. There is only victory, or in your case, defeat." Gene then takes the weeb's sword and stabs his heart with it... or he would have if it wasn't a no weapon run. So he impales him with his bare hand instead.
7-3
A weird gap between dimensions holds a swordmaster.
"Ah, that student of mine... I always told him to watch his toes. His low sweep slice wasn't a bad idea, but somehow you swept even lower? I want to see your techniques for myself."
"Your student had some annoying tricks, believe me. But you won't fare any better."
7-4
GeneSANE fights (almost) all he mirage warriors at once with glee.
7-5
"You look down on us by holding back, human."
"Don't take it personally."
"Mmh... I would've taken my anger out on the girl for this insult, but Azel has her. Rest assured, she's fine for now. But once the ritual begins, her virgin blood will be a noble sacrifice for Lord Angra."
"Virgin? I KNEW IT!"
"Enough! I'll squash you like an insect, even Death will shudder."
"That's for later."