How to....remove suit stains?

Have a stain you need to remove? Find it in this video: Blood -- 0:06 Grass -- 0:24 Mud -- 0:46 Perfume -- 1:14 Lipstick -- 1:39 Ink -- 2:02 Felt Pen/Ballpoint Pen -- 2:28 Tea -- 2:49 Coffee -- 3:06 Sauces -- 3:28 Chewing Gum -- 3:48 Candle Wax -- 4:07 Fruit -- 4:35 Beer -- 5:08 Chocolate -- 5:34