He Pitched Seven Innings With His Wife, Then Enter Sandman

Dark Souls randomizer turns every fog wall into a slot machine, and that is somehow the calmest thing that happens in this stream. One long sit-down of dad bits, chat fights, and Canadian sitcom audio forensics. The Michael Jackson pee song gets fully performed over an MJ beat ("Daddy, daddy, are you okay?"), the Hollywood Walk of Fame gets rebuilt on moving tiles so you can hitch a free ride on Kevin Spacey's canceled star, and a chat question about Zoominoes sets off a rant that dominoes are the RULES, not little rectangles with pips on them. It keeps going: the million point Harpy combo where the carbuncle goes off three times, the Corner Gas room tone that was driving him insane until Bell Media blocked its own show's channel mid-demo, Elon getting begrudging credit for not decanting the wine ("heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a good point"), getting genuinely choked up over an NHL playoffs commercial, and a Superflex meltdown aimed at everyone who thinks drafting a QB in the first round is silly. Clips and timestamps in the comments. Subscribe if Honey Badger drinks what he wants. Chapters: 0:00 The sexual closer enters to Enter Sandman 0:39 "I'm a fucking genius!" (he was not) 0:58 He cries at commercials four times a week 1:20 "The worst person you know just made a good point" 1:43 "Every week is seven games, win four" — why that's a trap 2:32 At 22 it's weird, at 37 'this might be the one' 2:59 Bell Media blocked its own Corner Gas channel 3:51 6'2" and bald over 5'10" with hair 4:39 Michael Jackson is fighting to keep MJ contained 5:18 A real horse loves running 5:41 Reading incognito YouTube recommendations until Susan Boyle returns 6:05 Hollywood stars should be on moving tiles 6:59 The million point Harpy combo 7:38 You win the lottery every single day 8:21 Jonah Hill BJJ comeback he's been workshopping 8:58 "I wasn't aware murder was illegal" 9:30 Dark Souls randomizer is a built-in slot machine 10:06 "They don't know Superflex, man" 10:32 He pitches a Jay-Z Amazon series called '99 Problems' 11:24 Passionate rant: you don't know what a domino is 12:03 "You'll never appreciate how strange it is to be anything at all" 12:41 Why Robert the Bruce snapped on the British 13:40 The most devastating unban ever granted 14:24 Dad tech: the Michael Jackson pee song 15:08 "I'm the reticle" — accused of aim assist Go follow the streamer: • Northernlion —   / northernlion   #darksoulsrandomizer #comedystream #nhlplayoffscommercial