9 28 26 TARANTULA TINDER & OTHER BAD MONDAY DECISIONS

Source: https://www.podbean.com/eau/pb-qm3zu-... 🎙️ DAWACK IN DA MORNING Monday, September 28, 2026 🎧 THREE GOLF BALLS, ONE HORNY SPIDER & ZERO MOTIVATION Monday is back, and apparently it brought snakes, horny spiders, rock stars, stupid criminals and a whole truckload of bad decisions with it. On Pod #8 of DaWack in da Morning, Zack DaWack crawls back behind the microphone at the low-rent, sleazy, double-greasy Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios to kick off another week with history, music, celebrity nonsense, stupid news and enough questionable comedy to make responsible adults change the station. This time around, we've got a snake that swallowed three golf balls, a desperate pet owner trying to get his dying tarantula laid, a 9-year-old who allegedly blew $118,000 on YouTube ads, Wendy's apparently discovering emo music, and a teacher accused of turning burglary into an extracurricular activity. But wait — there's more crap! We travel back to Yorktown, revisit the Black Sox scandal, watch Ted Williams hit .406 and later homer in the final at-bat of his career, remember Miles Davis, Coolio, Kris Kristofferson and Harpo Marx, and dig through a monster pile of music history featuring Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Guns N' Roses, Kate Bush, The Police, Garth Brooks, Tina Turner and George Harrison. Then it's on to the latest music and showbiz buzz, weird sports rules, reasons pets may be better than partners, celebrity birthdays, and another catastrophically inaccurate visit to the stars with the Monday Horriblescopes. So grab some coffee, lower your expectations and come waste part of your Monday with us. No useful information guaranteed. Side effects may include laughter, confusion and explaining to somebody why you were listening to a story about Tarantula Tinder. Welcome to DaWack in da Morning. Same Wack Time. Same Wack Channel. 🎉 TODAY’S HOLIDAYS We celebrate — or at least acknowledge: National Good Neighbor Day • National Strawberry Cream Pie Day • National Drink Beer Day • National Family Day • World Rabies Day Finally, a Monday with beer. 🪦 GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN Remembering notable figures who died on September 28: Harpo Marx • Miles Davis • Coolio • Kris Kristofferson • Drake Hogestyn • William Boeing • Herman Melville • Prince Wilhelm of Prussia And no, Prince Wilhelm was NOT responsible for the Wilhelm scream. 📜 THIS DAY IN HISTORY We take another questionable trip through the history books: 1781 — The Siege of Yorktown begins1850 — Congress bans flogging aboard U.S. naval and merchant vessels1920 — Eight Chicago White Sox players are indicted in the Black Sox scandal1924 — The first aerial circumnavigation of the world is completed1941 — Ted Williams finishes the season batting .4061960 — Ted Williams homers in the final at-bat of his career1961 — Syria withdraws from the United Arab Republic1965 — Fidel Castro announces Cubans wishing to leave may do so1994 — The Estonia ferry disaster claims 852 lives2018 — Venta Maersk completes a historic voyage through the Northern Sea Route 🗓️ THIS WEEK IN HISTORY The Bill of Rights starts taking shape — and one amendment takes 203 years to finally get ratified. Plus: Evita opens on Broadway • Scientists warn aerosols may damage the ozone layer • Mark Zuckerberg calls for broader Internet access • NASA announces evidence of flowing salty water on Mars • Ruth Bader Ginsburg becomes the first woman to lie in state at the U.S. Capitol. 🎸 THIS DAY IN MUSIC September 28 was apparently busy as hell: 🎹 Stevie Wonder releases Songs in the Key of Life🎸 George Harrison gets sued by A&M Records🚔 The Police hit #1 with “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”🏃‍♀️ Kate Bush tops the UK album chart with Hounds of Love🎺 Jazz legend Miles Davis dies at 65🤘 Nirvana hits New York as Nevermind begins its takeover🇨🇦 Bryan Adams receives major Canadian honors🤠 Garth Brooks dominates with Ropin’ the Wind🌹 Guns N’ Roses occupy the top two UK album spots with Use Your Illusion I & II👑 Madonna tops a VH1 fan poll🛣️ Tennessee honors Tina Turner with the Tina Turner Highway 🎵 MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT BUZZ Also on the musical radar: Taylor Swift • Beyoncé & Jay-Z • Calvin Harris • Amy Winehouse • Naked Eyes • Red Hot Chili Peppers • Rush • Miranda Lambert • Ella Langley • Neal McCoy • Tucker Wetmore Plus entertainment buzz involving: Bob Saget • Martin Mull • Ryan Murphy and a possible Glee reboot • Matthew McConaughey • Woody Harrelson • Jonathan Taylor Thomas • Taylor & Tay Lautner 🤪 STUPID NEWS Because respectable journalism can only take us so far: 🐍 Snake Eats Three Golf Balls — Apparently Titleists look delicious when you're a snake. 🕷️ Tarantula Tinder — A pet owner searches for a female tarantula so his aging male spider can finally get lucky. 🍔 Wendy’s Goes Emo — Because apparent