DRG 6x2ι: Stolen Loadouts #7 - bombodboom (true solo scout)

No deaths, no bosco. Featuring bullets of mercy gk2 + bodkin points crossbow + boomerangs in Hollow Bough. This isn't a stolen loadout, really. This isn't anything actually. I'm pretending like I stole this build from an anonymous redditor but really it's time to come clean and admit I made this atrocity all by myself. It's reddit... inspired... sure let's go with that. There was a post recently with praise for the explosion bolt so that's my excuse to make the world's sexiest combination of weapons. Is this the part where I compliment the creator of the loadout? Cause GOTDAM look at those cosmetics. That's some fresh DRRRRRRRIP. The creator of this particular loadout is a five time winner "best dressed" at the annual dwarf awards, the most prestigious award ceremony among DITK (dwarves in the know). Why did I make sure to spell out that acronym, you may ask. Wow, great question. It's because --- So what does this loadout actually do? It boms. It bods. It booms. It bops. It bangs. It whizzes. It fizbangs and fizbops. It baps, it bips, it brings the boys to the yard and yes, you better believe it, this is the most innovative loadout ever constructed. Imagine not being able to use the special "I will explode 2 cm around me on death" bolt to proc bullets of mercy damage boosts i would literally kill myself fr fr. OMG insane. We're popppppping off here BUDDAYYYYY. HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. INSANE Is it good? no. Is it fun? yes. Is it the best loadout ever conceived by man? yes. Does it bom? Does it bod? Does it boom? yes. yes. yes. this loadout has a ripper bod mann. full pecs out on the beach at st. kilda. RIPPAH BOD MANNNN. RIPPAH BOD. AGE RESTRICT THIS VIDEO YOUTUB URGHHH IM GONNA 🅱️OOOOOOOOMMMMMM --- --- --- --- b --- --- Picture this: you're 82 years old and living in the retirement village. All your life you've stuck to the rules and played it vanilla. You keep it missionary, always do the crosswords, and think high art peaked with Engelbert Humperdinck's masterpiece "Please Release Me". But life has thrown you a twist you never saw coming: Dolores next door (everybody calls her Dot) introduced you to a little thing called butt stuff and suddenly your quiet retirement world of mashed peas (good for eating without dentures) and mashed potatoes (also good for eating without dentures) is thrown into chaos. You raise the volume of Humperdinck on the microsoft zune your grandson got you and reach a state of ecstasy you never dreamed you would reach... bombodboom. --- It's 1996 and you're driving a truck through the Canadian rockies. You've had a long haul shift through the dark, empty roads, and your mind is crumbling a bit. You could have sworn you saw bigfoot a few miles back but it was too cold to pull over and take a look. The darkness is so inviting - it's making your eyes a bit heavy - and oh no you've hit a patch of ice and skidded off the road. Your trailer is flipped, and the anonymous cargo you've been transporting this whole time is spread across the road. For the first time you see what you've been ferrying across the frozen tundra... it's thousands and thousands of plasticine funko pops with the spitting likeness of Cher. Your heart stops. This can't be. Funko pops haven't been invented yet. Mr funko (ceo of funko corp) doesn't introduce the world to the pop until 1998, a whole two years later. The darkness and the cold begin to swim and you collapse into the polite canadian snow. Suddenly a dark, hairy figure appears from the bushes. It's bigfoot. Bombodboom. --- You're a soldier in the trenches of world war 1. You don't know it's called world war 1 yet, because there hasn't been world war 2. So really you have no idea what you're doing here, stuck in the mud in france, because no one knows it's world war 1. You showed up, and it's world war 1, but you don't know it. It's world war 1. Bombodboom. --- You're sitting in your cottage in the south of Wales during the summer. It's your leisure time and you're on vacation with your wife and kids. You make decent money as a plumber specializing in the plumbing of bars, but you have a side hustle where you make soap in the bathtub using shells of marine animals you find in the local drainage creek, and on weekends (twice a month) you sell your soap at the local farmer's market. After a few years of hard work, you've saved up enough to afford this quiet retreat with sweeping views of the countryside to bring the family for a few weeks each year to relax and unwind. Except you have no wife. And you've never had kids. The cottage isn't a cottage at all, but a lump of cottage cheese. Bombodboom. --- Loadout: 21121 Bullets of Mercy (BOM) 21112 Bodkin Points (BOD) rangs (cool because you can call them rangs) (BOOM) Perks: Dash / Iron Will Resupplier / Deep Pockets / Born Ready --- Highlights: 0:00 Build 0:47 Mission start 13:48 Eggs 25:48 Final stats page badabingbadabombodboom