Destroying SCP-3008

You're at IKEA to buy one shelf. The trolley's wheel sticks, you give it a kick, and it never stops speeding up: through the entrance hall, the food court, the market hall, twenty-one show rooms, the self-serve warehouse, the checkouts, a tug train, up a ramp of flat packs and through the ceiling. There is no outside. The store does not end. It is closing time, the lights go out, and the night shift wakes up. 0:00 The entrance hall 0:38 The food court 1:04 The market hall 1:41 The showroom: 21 room sets 2:52 The self-serve warehouse 4:22 The checkouts and the bag mountain 5:00 The tug train 5:26 The flat-pack ramp 6:00 Through the ceiling 6:06 The store does not end 6:12 Closing time: the lights go out 6:22 The night shift 6:42 Bedrooms 7:06 Kitchens 7:27 The marketplace 7:52 The entrance hall again 8:26 The casters work 8:40 The exit doors This is SCP-3008 with the serial numbers filed off. Everyone in the film is made up and nothing was hurt that couldn't be rebuilt.