BPL14: A Somewhat Normal Shift on Detroit

Welcome to Space Station 14! Working in space isn't all bad. Sometimes things are pretty bland and you can get some actual work done. That's until Science starts unleashing anomalies, explosions rips holes in the station, and a random gray comes to confiscate your microwave. I'm sure this is all normal. This is fine. Recorded: October 7, 2026 Server: BPL14 https://theblackpantslegion.com/ Timestamps! Or I'll smack you with a microwave. 00:00 Shift start! Just normal Engineering stuff. 17:35 Sec is here. Why is Sec here? 19:30 A fair trade is a fair trade. 23:40 The new CMO is acting weird. Uh oh. 30:50 Harnessing Cargo's mini-tesla. 35:40 Okay, maybe not. 38:20 Microwave Nukie reported. ...what? 40:20 Nukie shootout with Sec? I wanna play! 45:45 Fixing Captain's stateroom a bit. 51:45 Ensuring my agenda is known. 54:30 A present for Viv. 56:15 Reactor room is spicy. 1:00:00 Ominous boom is ominous. 1:03:15 Free access to the Nuke. Neat! 1:07:15 Weird request from the Captain. 1:10:00 Sec wants air. So needy. 1:14:30 Dragging Dominus to evac. 1:18:10 Off to CentCom we go. 1:19:30 Arrival. Oh no, the microwavening! Fin.