You Don't Get to Be My Therapist | Reddit Breakups | SongSpinnerZ

"You Don't Get to Be My Therapist" is a loud, sarcastic pop-punk anthem for anyone whose ex dumped them and then appointed themselves head of their emotional recovery. THE STORY This song was inspired by a real story someone shared online. He got dumped with the classic speech: "It's not you. Don't think too much about me." Fair enough. He went no contact and spent five months putting himself back together. Then he ran into her. And ever since, the person who ended it keeps checking in on him. Is he eating? Is he sleeping? Is he okay? Is he "healing"? Every question is asked like she's on the clock, as if the person who caused the damage gets to run the follow-up appointments too. So we turned it into a fast, snotty pop-punk song with palm-muted verses, gang-shout choruses, and a screaming guitar solo. She checks his stories at 2 AM, asks his mom if he's "himself again," sends him a playlist called "Moving On," and wants to know if the new girl is "good for him." In the bridge he finally puts down the clipboard: no closure, no check-ins, no more sessions. If an ex has ever asked how you're doing like they weren't the reason you weren't, this one's for you. ABOUT THE SONG Genre: pop-punk / skate punk / funny breakup song Vocals: snotty male lead with gang-shout hooks Mood: sarcastic, defiant, cathartic, a little petty Tempo: fast, about 176 BPM Great for: breakup playlists, pop-punk playlists, car singalongs, and anyone whose ex keeps "just checking in" REDDIT BREAKUPS Reddit Breakups is our daily series of songs inspired by the funniest and most unusual breakup stories people share online. Names and details are changed, and it's all storytelling and parody, in good fun. GOT A STORY ABOUT YOUR EX? Tell us what happened and we'll turn it into a custom song in any genre you want: rock, country, blues, soul, hip-hop, pop-punk, indie folk, ska, R&B, funk, disco, metal, reggae, doo-wop, power ballads, you name it. More songs from Ralph: https://songspinnerz.com/u/ralph Order a custom song for any occasion: https://songspinnerz.com #SongSpinnerZ #redditbreakup #poppunk