What Jake Knew That Finn Never Learned Explained To Fall Asleep

Everybody says it in the same order. Finn and Jake. The hero and the friend, the one the story is about and the one who came along. That order is almost exactly backwards about the thing that matters. This is a two-and-a-half-hour narrated essay about the quietest argument in Adventure Time: a boy who believes a life has to be justified, standing next to a dog who has never encountered the question. Slow, calm, no music stings. Made to be fallen asleep to.