Ep:75!!! Random-Everything!!!! Cursed Skyrim Challenge!!!

I'm back again with 25% more chaos and a Malicious Shelf!! One day I was traveling the roads of Tamriel and happened upon a strange shrine, just off the path. I'd travelled this same road since childhood and never once saw the strange statue. Stranger still, there was a group of varied people listening to a man in a Two-Tone suit ramble on. The crowd was attentive to the man's rambling in strange ways. Some bawled, others guffawed, and the rest were slack-jawed in awe of this man's story. I listened intently for it must have been a wondrous fable of grandeur, Heroic Princesses slaying Ravening Knights, and Dragons of Ill Repute! Instead I found him to be droll and uniwitty as a bland muffin. I shrugged and turned to leave, for I was on a trek to reach the market and it would not wait. "WAIT!!!!" Shouted the Two-Tone man. "Did ye not think me story was brilliant?" "Ehm, I did not, honestly." I answered, oddly compelled for truth instead of societal lies. "Twas a bit dull." "You want a sharp story? I've got one full of teeth you'll enjoy, me boy! You've got to findmy friend Kallax, and then the big Dragon, Alduin. Defeat him to defeat my curse!!!" He boomed with vigor. "Kill him" he followed. The crowd lunged at me with ferocity and I was swiftly bludgeoned to pulp. My mind swam through darkness until it latched onto a poor soul's lost body and I was thrust into Skyrim as a new being. Cursed to be reborn into chaos, never knowing what's ahead, barely surviving what's behind, only to live in this moment until it ends and begins anew. This is the Curse of Sheogorath!!! (I wrote that with no AI) Subscribe for more fun goofiness!! #skyrim #kallax #challenge #storageborn #funny #zaphoddzero42