Could JOHN WICK Survive the Bakers from RESIDENT EVIL 7?

In this video, we rank every major encounter to determine whether John Wick could realistically survive the nightmare of Resident Evil 7. Instead of asking “could he win a fight?”, we break the night down into survival tiers, measuring each section by physics, biology, and resource depletion. From the Guest House’s failed ballistics against the Mold, to Jack Baker’s impossible regeneration, Marguerite’s insect virology, Lucas’s lethal trap design, and finally Eveline’s mind-control bioweaponry, every phase is ranked by lethality, attrition rate, and probability of survival. Each location earns a placement based on combat effectiveness vs biological reality—where Wick dominates through skill, where he barely scrapes by, and where the math collapses entirely. This isn’t power scaling or fan theory; it’s a ranking of death zones, showing exactly which encounters are manageable, which are catastrophic, and which are flat-out unwinnable for a human body. By the end, you’ll know precisely where the Baba Yaga falls on the survival tier list, and why winning fights doesn’t mean surviving the night. Chapter: 00:00 Introduction 00:40 The Guest House 03:23 Jack Baker 07:15 Marguerite Baker 10:38 Lucas Baker 13:59 Evelin #residentevil #residentevilnemesis #residentevil7 #survivalhorror Copyright Disclaimer & Fair Use Notice: This video is a work of commentary and critique. The visual simulations of characters are artistic interpretations created solely to visualize the theoretical analysis presented. "NerdScience" is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to DC Comics, Disney/Marvel, Warner Bros. Discovery, Lionsgate or any other big publisher. All character rights, trademarks, and original assets belong to their respective owners. This content is produced under Fair Use principles (17 U.S.C. § 107) for the purposes of criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research.