A Kingdom of Rows

[Intro] Silence in the court, this garden requires absolute perfection! [Verse 1] A perfect grid, a scarlet line Each bud must bow in strict design No petal strays, no leaf amiss I will not tolerate all this You planted white, you fools, you knaves! Be silent now or find your graves The crimson paint must coat the rose Before the courtly pageant goes [Chorus] Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red [Verse 2] The proper math is absolute The proper math is absolute No wild growth can take deep root I'll trim the hedge and shape the tree For I am law and majesty One, two, three, four, I count the rows To see just how the kingdom grows Five, six, seven, eight, no space to spare This perfection is so rare [Chorus] Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red [Bridge] I see a spot of pale on the green! "Off with their heads!" cries the queen I'll bend the world to my design And make the universe align [Chorus] Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red Paint it red, this garden red [Outro] This garden is mine, this perfection divine All in its place without any trace of mistake Obey the queen of hearts and all your parts will remain Order rules supreme!