Lauren Lapkus and Paul F. Tompkins as Dirk Thirsty and Emily Grandchildren (Comedy Bang! Bang! Comp)

Prepare for a corporate intervention with a comedic twist! This compilation highlights the hilariously deadpan appearances of Paul F. Tompkins as Dirk Thirsty and Lauren Lapkus as Emily Grandchildren, corporate representatives for RC Cola who have been sent to monitor the Comedy Bang! Bang! set. Witness the duo as they scrutinize the show's "open door policy," propose investing in bizarre businesses (like a "social media platform" for old photos), and explain their unique brand of "funny rhymes". From Dirk's "thirsty" last name being a total coincidence (unlike Emily's husband Stephen King's name connection to Crown Cola) to the revelation that they were having private, side conversations the entire time, this compilation captures the brilliantly absurd dynamic of two of the podcast's most memorable characters. Featured Moments Include: Dirk's constant thirst and giant pectorals. Emily's notes for her oral and written reports. The business pitch for a "spiderweb" social media platform. The "Speed Force" experience. Their unwavering love for RC Cola. Tune in for a masterclass in committed, chaotic character comedy that is anything but rudimentary! Please note: This video is a fan-created compilation, made with no intention of monetization or advertising. All intellectual property rights and ownership of the original Comedy Bang! Bang! content belong exclusively to Scott Aukerman, Earwolf, and the brilliant performers involved. This is a labor of love for fellow fans to enjoy and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Comedy Bang! Bang! or its creators. Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:33 Episode 543: The 9th Anniversary Show! (Release Date: April 30, 2018) 00:33:19 Outro