Addicted to Dutch Goat | Big-Band Swing Version

“Addicted to Dutch Goat” (Big-Band Swing Version) is a funny, high-energy big-band swing song about a wife who just can’t resist one more bargain on Dutch Goat, an online auction. What starts as “just browsing” quickly turns into mystery boxes, strange gadgets, purple folding chairs, and a house slowly becoming a discount warehouse. Driven by explosive trumpets and trombones, walking upright bass, swinging piano, crisp drums, and a playful crooner-style vocal, the song combines vintage big-band character with polished modern production. The theatrical lyrics turn online bargain hunting into a full-blown musical intervention—with plenty of packages arriving at the door along the way. If you enjoy funny songs, comedy music, upbeat swing, big-band music, novelty songs, and story-driven original music, “Addicted to Dutch Goat” is for you. Sometimes the best deal is the one you never bid on... but try explaining that when the auction is about to close. \#BigBand #SwingMusic #ComedySong #FunnySong #OriginalMusic