Twist and Bonk

Sometimes you just need to BONK. Lyrics They say I’m slow. They say I wait. They yell while I stand there And auto-attack like bait. But there’s a rhythm Behind this shield. Watch the swing timer. Wait for it… then BONK. --- Seal is burning in my hand, Two-handed judgment, here I stand. Seal of Command, the weapon swings, Holy vengeance follows in. Time it right between the blows, Twist the seal before it goes. One seal fades, another lands— Then the hammer leaves my hands. BONK. --- There’s a rhythm to the fight, Steel and judgment, seal and Light. Watch the timer, hold it tight— *Twist before the weapon strikes.* --- TWIST AND BONK! Let the hammer fall! Seal the Light, Judge them all! Steel comes down, Holy fire, One more swing And the numbers climb higher! No fancy tricks, No need to talk— SEAL. JUDGE. TWIST. BONK. --- Seal of Command is burning bright, Righteousness is timed just right. Catch the window, make it clean, Twist the seals between the swings. Judgement falls, then seal again, Keep the rhythm, let it spin. Mana running thin and low? Judge for Wisdom—on we go. Blood runs down? Let Light restore. Still one bastard wants some more. Hammer of Justice stops him cold— Now stand still and take your blow. --- Other classes dance around, Buttons flashing, spells abound. I need timing, faith, and steel— And something large enough to wield. --- TWIST AND BONK! Hear the hammer fall! Command is waiting, Judgement calls. Holy damage, Weapon swing, Sometimes auto-attack Does a beautiful thing. Count the heartbeat. Watch the clock. SEAL. JUDGE. TWIST. BONK. --- Don’t rush it. Watch the bar. Wait… Wait… NOW BONK Seal before the swing connects, Keep the timing, weave the effects. Judgement. Reseal. raise Weapon high. The Light provides— THE CRIT PROVIDES. MORE BONK. --- Mage has fire. Rogue has blades. Warriors whirl through mortal rage. Priests call heaven. Warlocks rot. Me? I hit things quite a lot. Bubble ready if things go wrong, Lay on Hands can keep me strong. Cleanse the poison, Freedom through— Then find something else to— BONK INTO. --- TWIST AND BONK! That’s the sacred art! Seal upon seal, Swing after swing, Judgement falls And the cathedral rings! Hammer high, Let the whole world watch— SEAL! JUDGE! TWIST! BONK! From Scarlet halls To Blackrock stone, Through every dungeon I have known— Give me the Light, One arm to block, And something evil enough... TO BONK. --------------------------------------------------------- #worldofwarcraft #worldofwarcraftclassic #paladin #retributionpaladin