Sapphira Cristál on the REAL Price of Drag

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome drag powerhouse Sapphira Cristál to talk hooking up in drag with ex-cons, eating pizza in P-Town, judging chaotic twink pageants, and why the cost of drag is anything but cheap. Plus, a tease of her upcoming comedy tour “One Slue Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” Dipper spirals over gay people who don’t get the joke while Sapphira drops wisdom, glamour, and just enough delusion to keep it fabulous. Subscribe to the NEW Sloppy Seconds YouTube Channel here for new videos every Monday and Friday!    / @sloppysecondsshow   For full, uncensored episodes and SLOPPIER SECONDS sign up for MOM PLUS GOLD at   / momplus   Full audio episodes are available for FREE anywhere you get your podcasts! Introducing the Sloppy Tumbler: the first official piece of Sloppy Seconds merch! She'll keep your drinks ice-cold or piping hot while letting everyone know you're a fan of the show. Drink Sloppily! Pre-order yours at everybodysaymom.merchtable.com and until 3/13/26 ! 00:00 Intro 1:12 I Hate LA 3:48 Mix the Twinks 5:27 Hooking Up in Drag 8:25 Early Days of Performing 11:38 Sloppy Tumbler Ad 13:11 Comedy Tour 14:49 What is it About Gay People? 18:35 Writing Comedy 20:22 Twink Pageant 22:45 Favorite Operas 25:12 Murder Nightmares 27:44 Return for All Stars 34:13 QUICKIE! 47:04 Getting to the Next Level 49:42 Outro