Demetri Martin. Person. - Full Special

Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band. Paramount+ is here! Stream all your favorite shows now on Paramount+. Try it FREE at https://bit.ly/3qyOeOf Demetri Martin. Person. Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007 #StandUp #DemetriMartin Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up:    / @standup   Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up:    / standup   Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up: Twitter:   / standup   Facebook:   / standup   Instagram:   / ccstandup   Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: http://www.cc.com/shows/stand-up Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: https://www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-a...