Golden Globes 2026 Fashion Review

We are back and we are refreshed, recharged, and absolutely ready to pass judgment on everything Hollywood put in front of us this week — and the Golden Globes delivered more than enough material to justify our triumphant return. That's right, we are doing a full red carpet breakdown of the Golden Globes looks and we are leaving absolutely nothing on the table. The good, the confusing, the "who approved this," and the rare moments of genuine brilliance — we are covering it all with the forensic dedication this event deserves. Jennifer Lawrence graced the red carpet and we have a full report on where she landed on the scale of iconic to inexplicable. JLo showed up in full Jennifer Lopez mode — meaning the look was ambitious, the execution was a lot, and the internet had a field day. We are joining that field day. Selena Gomez arrived with Benny Blanco and we are discussing the couple, the coordinating energy, the looks, and the very specific dynamic of showing up to one of Hollywood's biggest nights with your very publicly adored boyfriend in tow. We have feelings about all of it. Then we turn our attention to the medium ugly guys of Heated Rivalry — because somehow, against all odds and conventional logic, this show has produced some of the most talked about men on television right now and we need to have an honest community conversation about what exactly is happening and why we are all falling for it. Welcome back!