I Have to Congratulate You | Dark Comedy Electro-Industrial | Genre Malfunction

Some people need recognition. A lot of recognition. “I Have to Congratulate You” is an original dark comedy electro-industrial song by Genre Malfunction — built around cold mechanical drums, pulsing synth bass, glitch effects, robotic vocals and one extremely unnecessary request for validation. This is for the person who walks into the room with maximum confidence, minimum evidence and absolutely no shortage of self-belief. Stand by. Remain still. Ego scan beginning. I have to congratulate you. Apparently your parents never did. Listen to Genre Malfunction: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7JMZdMUPxv... Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.fr/music/player/artists... Follow Genre Malfunction: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@genremalfunction YouTube:    / @genremalfunction   Subscribe for more original comedy songs, absurd concepts and genre combinations that probably should not work. LYRICS You walk into the room like you own the place With that look of confidence all over your face You’ve got an answer ready before there’s a clue And somehow every conversation comes back to you You say the obvious like breaking news Then act surprised when nobody’s moved You bring such confidence to being wrong It almost makes the whole thing look strong Stand by Remain still Ego scan beginning Results found Confidence high Evidence still missing I have to congratulate you Apparently your parents never did So here’s a little recognition For every average thing you did I have to congratulate you You clearly need to hear it again Well done Fantastic Incredible work You turned existing into a personality You finished your coffee without spilling a drop You made it through a meeting and remembered to stop You pressed the right button You answered your phone You even found your way from the couch to your home You’ve mastered speaking without a point And making every simple thing disjoint But who needs facts when you’ve got a tone You’ve already crowned yourself on your own Stand by Remain calm Validation loading Self-awareness Not detected Please stop rebooting I have to congratulate you Apparently your parents never did So here’s a little recognition For every average thing you did I have to congratulate you You clearly need to hear it again Well done Fantastic Incredible work You turned existing into a personality Achievement detected Confidence confirmed Spoke with certainty Nothing was learned No further praise Should be required And yet somehow More was desired I have to congratulate you Apparently your parents never did So here’s the praise you keep requesting For every average thing you did I have to congratulate you Let’s make it perfectly clear Well done Fantastic Incredible work You made it through another year Congratulations Your request for validation Has been approved Your request for self-awareness Is still pending Genre Malfunction Comedy music. Absurd concepts. Every genre is a bad decision. #GenreMalfunction #IHaveToCongratulateYou #DarkComedy