FED COLONY INVASION : STARDATE -296244.7

ASSKICKING HEROES Lemon Skylar May Hannah Vkruk Quest Ta'lon Emma Mister Nimbus Thot Frost Hareeb Videt' Tiklan Series / Title: FED COLONY INVASION : STARDATE -296244.7 Running Time: 57:16 Game: Star Trek Online Developer: Cryptic Studios Episode Overview In this full run, the fleet gathers together to take on a 30-wave Colony Invasion Simulation in Star Trek Online. While coordinating shield generator defenses, setting up kit fabrications, and repelling waves of invaders across the colony grounds, the crew keeps the atmosphere lively with hilarious banter, nostalgic pop-culture deep dives, and wild off-topic discussions spanning everything from regional pizza chains and Waffle House lore to classic sci-fi franchises. Content and Narrative Breakdown Pre-Mission Lobby & Team Setup (00:00 - 06:55): The team organizes squads across the generators at the colony staging area. Casual conversation kicks off immediately with gear chatter, ridiculous outfit commentary, and the origin of team nicknames. Invasion Begins: Waves 1–10 (06:56 - 21:00): The fleet initiates Invasion Simulation J with Chief Taavenuu. Defense positions are established around the shield generators. While holding the line, the team drifts into an extended, absurd conversation about prison stories, lethal injection mechanics, and dark humor. Escalating Waves: Mid-Battle Defense & Tactical Swaps (21:01 - 34:00): Enemy pressure ramps up as the team juggles mortars, targeting devices, and beach spawns. Combat commentary alternates with comedic debates comparing Canadian Pizza Pizza to US Little Caesars, table-top gaming memories with Micro Machines, and anatomy trivia. Final Push: Waves 21–30 & Boss Encounters (34:01 - 49:15): The squad locks down all active shield generators with photonic barriers, support drones, and Tommy guns. The crew discusses the Canadian film industry, game market economies, and classic soundtracks before successfully surviving all 30 waves of the invasion. Fleet Lineup, Debrief & Outro (49:16 - 57:16): Mission accomplished! The fleet gathers for the traditional end-of-mission group photo lineup, introducing everyone who participated, wrapping up post-run fleet business, and signing off. Notable & Funny Moments Timestamps 00:00:29 - The squad rallies behind the iconic rallying cry: "After puss time!" 00:01:47 - Pitching retail concepts: "I'd shop at a place called Only Hams." 00:05:18 - Naming the team "The Farty Bunch" and blaming it on thickheadedness. 00:06:58 - Colony Invasion Simulation J officially starts. 00:07:54 - The meth pipe generator joke during initial setup. 00:14:25 - "Dark humor is like food, some people just don't get it." 00:15:23 - Spotting a literal 10-body pileup on the defense perimeter. 00:17:49 - Dropping the ultimate Canadian accent ("What do you expect me to do with that information there, buddy?"). 00:19:12 - Deep dive into late-night Waffle House survival rules. 00:20:30 - The Great International Debate: Pizza Pizza vs. Little Caesars. 00:22:18 - Running through waves looking "like fucking Blade, brother." 00:23:26 - Star Wars vs. Star Trek Micro Machine tabletop memories. 00:24:21 - Referencing the classic sausage-warming scene from Beerfest. 00:27:26 - The phone dropped into a porta-potty: "It's gone, man. Write it off." 00:30:00 - "Moopsy! Happy happy Moopsy ending!" 00:31:30 - Hilarious Cards Against Humanity sci-fi deck memories. 00:32:44 - The tactical advantages of Klingon redundant biology. 00:38:20 - Pulling out the Chicago Typewriter to "Picard" the enemy mobs. 00:44:17 - Belting out Pink Floyd's Mother on apartment steps. 00:45:18 - Acting out Space: 1999 toy rescue missions as a kid. 00:49:10 - Wave 30 cleared: Surviving the full colony invasion simulation! 00:52:30 - Assembling the fleet lineup photo and calling out each member.