Jaxson Dart Should've Taken the Cart w/ Chris O'Connor

Luke Touma and Nate Marshall welcome their first-ever guest, actor/comedian Chris O'Connor ("Tires," "Stuff Island"). Chris kicks things off squeezing trapped farts out of his baby and giving his son a voice while he applies diaper cream, then the guys mourn Jaxson Dart's season-ending injury (should he have taken the cart?) and admit Jameis Winston rules so hard as a person they forgot he's bad at football. Plus: why Jalen Hurts wins but looks weird doing it, whether old-school players really played through more injuries (or would just kill people today), Brock Purdy being legit, and a full-blown fight over whether Josh Allen is the Joel Embiid of the NFL. Then: the same old contenders are still on top, the Lions are falling apart, Nate wants coordinators locked into their contracts, NIL made college football fun again, and the Gary Trent Jr. contract investigation. The NFL Week 3 preview covers Eagles vs Bears on Monday Night Football (Ben Johnson and the points record, Kellen Moore), Steelers vs Bengals (is Aaron Rodgers now worse than Deshaun Watson? Does DK Metcalf sneaky stink?), Bills vs Chargers (Justin Herbert, Jim Harbaugh's weird curvy leg, Mike McDaniel), Patriots vs Jaguars, and Ravens vs Cowboys, the best game of the week. Also: do NFL players have way better taste in women than NBA players, Zion's girlfriends, guillotine league waiver drama, Jerry Jones and the Bills' owner, and two black guys fighting in the NHL. CHAPTERS 0:00 Chris O'Connor Joins + Baby Farts 1:32 Diaper Cream Voice Bit 6:11 Jaxson Dart's Injury 8:45 Jameis Forgot He Was Bad 9:51 Jameis' "Who We Is" Speech 11:17 Should Dart Have Taken the Cart? 12:14 Why Hurts Looks Weird 15:44 Old-School Injuries 19:43 You Could Kill People Back Then 21:05 Purdy Is Legit 23:22 Josh Allen vs Embiid 33:00 Same Old Contenders 35:22 Lions Falling Apart 36:23 Lock In the Coordinators 38:41 NIL + College Football 40:16 Gary Trent Jr. Investigation 42:59 Eagles vs Bears 45:33 Kellen Moore Got Away 47:35 Rodgers Worse Than Watson? 50:14 DK Metcalf Sneaky Stinks 52:10 Bills vs Chargers 53:51 Florida Spring Break Story 55:47 Josh Allen in Buffalo 57:33 Harbaugh + McDaniel Overrated 58:15 Harbaugh's Curvy Leg 59:45 Patriots vs Jaguars 1:01:56 KD's Jacked Wife 1:03:08 NFL vs NBA Wives 1:04:03 Zion's Girlfriends 1:06:00 Ravens vs Cowboys 1:07:15 Guillotine League Drama 1:10:13 Cowboys Culture Problem 1:10:55 The Bills' Owner 1:14:00 Black NHL Fight 1:16:15 Coyotes Jerseys 1:17:06 Outro New episodes every Monday and Thursday at 6pm CT. Follow Chris O'Connor:   / achrisoconnor   Follow Hoop and Huddle:   / hoop.huddle   Luke Touma:   / luke.touma   Nate Marshall:   / isthatnatemarshall