The average 'Choose Your Power' player:

HOW TO PLAY CHOOSE YOUR POWER!!!!!! 1) Run up to player 2) Hit player 3) Be really shocked when they kill you 4) Whine about getting killed 5) Get teammate 6) Lose and whine again 7) Get another teammate 8) Finally win after 19 tries 9) T-bag them since you are just SO much better than them! 10) Repeat cycle THIS IS A TOTALLY REAL AND FACTUAL GUIDE ON HOW TO BECOME PRO!!!!!!! IT IS NOT AS A SILLY JOKE WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!! /sarcasm