Depeche Messiah - At Least They’re All Christian

Depeche Messiah thought they had Britain, Christianity and demographics completely figured out. Then they actually read the New Testament. Now the pews are full, the congregation is international, and the lads have adopted a dangerously simple immigration policy: “Are they Christian?” “Apparently.” “Oh. That’s alright then.” “At Least They’re All Christian” — a song about three British lads discovering that every tribe, tongue and nation was apparently not a metaphor. Nobody warned Dave. Ruddy Records, 1987.