Weekly Recap Oct 16–22: EA Closes BioWare, PHP2Shell, Capcom Breach + Next Week | The Koffee Table

Grab your mug. Kingfish737 runs through the week at The Koffee Table (Oct 16–22, 2026) and what's coming next week (Oct 23–29): EA closing BioWare and ending early work on the next Mass Effect (about 400 jobs, per Variety and Insider Gaming), Kingfish737's take, a rough week in cybersecurity (eMudhra certificates, PHP2Shell, the Capcom ID breach), Shrek 2 Remastered, Cyberpunk 2077 Update 2.5, Halloween menus, and the GTA VI countdown. Read more at https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 0:14 Top story: EA is closing BioWare 1:06 Kingfish737's take 1:29 Cybersecurity: eMudhra certificates 2:11 PHP2Shell critical PHP flaws 2:45 Capcom ID breach 3:13 Gaming: ID@Xbox Showcase, Shrek 2 Remastered 3:38 Battlefield 6 x Dead Space, ARC Raiders PvE results 3:57 Resident Evil on Switch 2, Xbox Cloud packs 4:16 Xbox hardware report (not confirmed), Cyberpunk 2.5 4:44 Tech: iPhone Duo 4:59 DLC & Updates: Grounded 2, Dreamlight Valley 5:21 Food: Boo Buckets, Hello Kitty, Whataburger, Starbucks 5:57 Next week: Golden Joysticks vote, Marvel Rivals sessions 6:36 Oct 27–29: Subway, Sunnybrook, Game Pass, Apple, Crimson Desert 7:23 GTA VI countdown 7:37 Outro SOURCES / FULL STORIES: • EA closing BioWare: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • eMudhra certificates: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • PHP2Shell: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Capcom ID breach: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • ID@Xbox Showcase recap: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Shrek 2 Remastered: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Battlefield 6 x Dead Space: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • ARC Raiders PvE test results: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Resident Evil 2, 3, 4 on Switch 2: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Xbox Cloud playtime packs: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Report: Xbox handheld/console plans (not confirmed): https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Cyberpunk 2077 Update 2.5: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • iPhone Duo: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Grounded 2 Rot and Ruin: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Dreamlight Valley: The Keepsake Sea: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • McDonald's Boo Buckets: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Burger King Hello Kitty meals: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Whataburger Bacon Blaze: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Starbucks Black Cat Frappuccino: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Golden Joystick Awards vote: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Marvel Rivals Endgame sessions: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Subway Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Welcome to Sunnybrook: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Game Pass October Wave 2: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Apple “Pro and tell” Oct 28: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Crimson Desert: Charting the Unknown: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • GTA VI: 30-day countdown: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • DLC & Updates board: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... • Games this Month: https://the-koffee-table.netlify.app/... Prices and availability vary by location and platform. Each article lists its original sources. Voiceover is AI-generated text-to-speech. Music is original and synthesized for this episode.