House Rules | Rowdy Innkeeper's Chant | Medieval Tavern Song | D&D Tavern Music

Welcome to The Ember & Ivy. Mind the sign, mind the stew, and whatever you do — don't ask about the door upstairs. An original medieval tavern song for your D&D session, the moment the party walks into the inn. Stomp along. 🍺 Perfect for: tavern scenes, session openers, bar brawls, writing, and drinking with people you'd bury. *Lyrics:* Wipe your boots and mind the sign, the ale is cheap, the rules are mine. Coin on wood before you drink — I've heard your promises, I think. Rule one! (RULE ONE!) Nobody dies beneath this roof. Rule two! (RULE TWO!) Don't ask the cook for proof. Bang the table, stomp the floor, learn the rules or find the door! HEY! HEY! Drink your fill and hold your tongue, the house is old, the night is young! HEY! HEY! Rule three: the sword stays on the wall. Rule four: no magic in the hall. Rule five: whatever's in the stew was walking once. It's not for you. Rule six! (RULE SIX!) Whatever knocks, we do not hear. Rule seven! (RULE SEVEN!) The door upstairs stays locked, my dear. Bang the table, stomp the floor, learn the rules or find the door! HEY! HEY! Drink your fill and hold your tongue, the house is old, the night is young! HEY! HEY! I have buried better men than the one you think you are. I will pour you one more round and I'll watch you from the bar. I have buried better men. I'll pour you one more round. ang the table, stomp the floor, learn the rules or find the door! HEY! HEY! Every rule was somebody — now drink, and let them be! HEY! HEY! HEY! Music & vocals: Isolde Emberly · The Ember & Ivy #TavernSong #DnD #MedievalMusic #Bardcore #FantasyFolk #CelticMusic #RPGMusic