Let's Play Grim Dawn 10 - Lana, Raider of Crypts, Castles, and Cattle Fields

In a tomb far away, Lana discovers a sacred, all-powerful weapon. It calls to her. It is... her... destiny! Lana: (*tugs lightly at the mace*) "...Leggo." Kilrian: "... ...No." Lana: (*tugs obviously at the mace*) "Hey, jerk! Let go! It's my destiny! Do you have any idea how much DPS I could do with this thing?" Kilrian: "... ...Fine." Lana: "SCORE!" (*mace slips from Kilrian's grip, it falls on the ground, Lana can't even budge it, no matter how hard she strains her back*) Kilrian: "... ...Leave." Lana: "HMPH!" (*mutters under her breath*) "I'm totally gonna' come back and kill you seventeen times..." (*walks off*) Kilrian: "... ...What?" Alas, Lana must prove her worth. Maybe by finally agreeing to help those stupid Homestead farmers with their stupid non-bacon-related problems...