007 FIRST LIGHT [BLIND] PART 15 CHAPTER 09

LEGITIMATELY STRONG CONTENDER FOR- W O R S T GAME OF THE YEAR 2026 REMINDED ME OF SEVERAL 'INDIE' $5 'NO-NAME' GAMES YOU CAN BUY ON PS STORE BUT THERE WAS ONE THAT I COULDN'T PUT MY FINGER ON (WASN'T A $5) BUT WAS STILL A TERRIBLE GAME BUT I FINALLY REMEMBERED: 'wanted alive' THAT WAS A LOW-EFFORT GARBAGE GAME, BUT NOBODY HAD ANY MEANINGFUL EXPECTATION OF IT AND THAT'S WHERE THE DIFFERENCE IS WITH 007 FIRST LIGHT: CHARGING A FULL PRICE GAME, USING THE 007 FRANCHISE, OFFENSIVE COPY-PASTE OF UNCHARTED MECHANICS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS A $5 NO-NAME INDIE-GAME QUALITY! THIS GAME IS STUPIDER ----- THAN 'botox brain' martha's YODOp FORMALDEHYDE OR WHATEVERTHEFUCK THEY PUT ON THAT MUMMY OF A FACE- LEMME EXPLAIN, BECAUSE I DONT THINK MANY PLAYED THE HITMAN SERIES- HITMAN IN ITSELF WAS AN ORIGINAL AND EXTREMELY FUN GAME (ALTHOUGH IT STARTED TO WANE WITH THE LATER VERSIONS)- THEY SAW THAT THE UNCHARTED SERIES WENT AWAY, SO THEY TRIED TO BASICALLY REDO A 'HITMAN' (PRETTY GOOD, ESP THE NEW ENVIRONMENTS), FUSE IT WITH UNCHARTED (EXTREMELY BAD EXECUTION), AND 007 LORE I GUESS? THE REASON I BRING UP THE UNCHARTED THING IS BECAUSE IT WAS A DEMENTED AND CRINGE ATTEMPT TO COPY-PASTE OFF OF THEM, AND THE RESULT WAS A SLOPPY MESS OF A GAME AND THEY DID IT IN THE MOST SLOPPY AND WORST WAY POSSIBLE AND THIS IS MOST CLEARLY SHOWN IN THE GAME MECHANICS- ONE EXAMPLE IS THAT HALF THE TIME (THIS IS I THINK THE ONLY GAME THAT HAS THIS PROBLEM) WHEN DOING A QUICK TAKEDOWN, IN THE IMPORTANT ~0.25 SECOND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PROMPT CHANGES SPLIT-SECOND- JUST REMEMBERING THIS SHITTY FUCKUP OF A GAME IS ACTUALLY STRESSING ME OUT A BIT SO IMIMIMIMNOTIMNOT ABLE TO THINK CLEARLY, BUTBUT THIS GAME IS JUST FUCKIN' STUPID AS FUCK- I WILL SAY THAT BY THE END OF PART 2 I THOUGHT THIS GAME WOULD TAKE GOTY 2026*, BUT THEN THE 'UNCHARTED' PARTS STARTED TO BECOME PREVALENT! 4.0*/10